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good times [06 May 2009|04:19pm]
DarkPhilosophe13 (2:54:12 PM): you like to tie up college girls in your bedroom. i know that.
drunkkitsune (2:54:20 PM): WOAH WOAH WOAH
drunkkitsune (2:54:26 PM): She was never tied up =| AND THAT WAS A GAME
drunkkitsune (2:54:46 PM): Now, if I had a college girl in my bedroom willing to be tied up
drunkkitsune (2:54:48 PM): Thats a different story
drunkkitsune (2:54:59 PM): And then I'd have a use for those crappy handcuffs in my drawer =P
DarkPhilosophe13 (2:56:21 PM): lmao
drunkkitsune (3:02:02 PM): Damnit Day, I'm not allowed to talk to you. Somehow it always ends with me thinking perverted thoughts
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:02:15 PM): lmao. about ME?
drunkkitsune (3:02:33 PM): XD I didn't say that
drunkkitsune (3:02:38 PM): Just in general!
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:02:44 PM): lol *hugs*
drunkkitsune (3:02:59 PM): *hugs* Jeez Day, trying to make me look like some sort of perv!
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:03:04 PM): you ARE
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:03:07 PM): so am i though
drunkkitsune (3:03:15 PM): Hey, you cant prove that in court!
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:04:11 PM): whatever
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:04:19 PM): im sure i saved that convo somewhere about the college girl
drunkkitsune (3:04:27 PM): =| Video games dont count
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:04:34 PM): bullshit
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:04:39 PM): thats where perversion starts
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:04:44 PM): and violent tendencies
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:04:49 PM): *laughs hysterically*
drunkkitsune (3:04:55 PM): Wait, so now I'm a violent pervert?
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:05:01 PM): duh
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:05:04 PM): you play videogames
drunkkitsune (3:05:17 PM): =| I feel I am being unfairly stereotyped by the media
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:06:04 PM): sure you do
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:06:07 PM): you're aalso half mexican
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:06:13 PM): so you're prob in a gang
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:06:21 PM): or in landscaping
drunkkitsune (3:06:34 PM): Go back to your croquet, whitey =P
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:07:10 PM): lmfao
DarkPhilosophe13 (3:07:16 PM): we have the best conversations
drunkkitsune (3:07:41 PM): We really do
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score [03 Jan 2007|07:42pm]
Drunk Kitsune: Like I said, creepily weird
DarkPhilosophe13: lol
DarkPhilosophe13: well, have fun with her :-)
DarkPhilosophe13: dont kidnap her, lock her up and suck her blood though
DarkPhilosophe13: THAT'S creepy
Drunk Kitsune: XD GO TO HELL
DarkPhilosophe13: lmao
Drunk Kitsune: YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE
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lesbianism [23 Sep 2006|01:42pm]
The Lazzeh One: omg Kfish is so funny xD she'll randomly IM mark and be all
The Lazzeh One: "Okay Chels and I are going to Make out bye :D"
The Lazzeh One: or
The Lazzeh One: "Chels and I are going to have sex <3333"
The Lazzeh One: Hahahaha. xD
DarkPhilosophe13: lmfao
The Lazzeh One: and i'm all what did she say Mark ? XD
DarkPhilosophe13: I bet Mark gets all honry when he reads that
The Lazzeh One: and he's all "She said ya'll were goinna have sex :P"
The Lazzeh One: SDFLKJSDFLKJSDF jsd
The Lazzeh One: f asdfasd
DarkPhilosophe13: =hides face=
The Lazzeh One: f XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
The Lazzeh One: LMFAO
The Lazzeh One: ROFLOL
The Lazzeh One: SAVE THAT
The Lazzeh One: OMG
The Lazzeh One: SAVE THAT.
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Water Cooler Talk [23 Sep 2006|01:37pm]
The Lazzeh One: i'll show you dirty
DarkPhilosophe13: hahahahaha
The Lazzeh One: enough small talk
The Lazzeh One: let's get down to business
DarkPhilosophe13: yes sir
The Lazzeh One: damn right
The Lazzeh One: now, tell me what you're wearing
DarkPhilosophe13: lmao
DarkPhilosophe13: blue jeans and a tight black, low cut shirt
DarkPhilosophe13: and my lesbian sandals
DarkPhilosophe13: works out perfectly, huh?
The Lazzeh One: is there something funny here? how low is this shirt?
The Lazzeh One: can i see nip?
DarkPhilosophe13: =giggles= ok, lookee here, where's chelsea and what have you done with her?
DarkPhilosophe13: Chelsea would be spazzing too much to ACTUALLY write that
The Lazzeh One: don't worry. she likes the gag and butt plug. now, talk or i'll do the same to you.
The Lazzeh One: LMAO XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
The Lazzeh One: THAT WAS MIKA
The Lazzeh One: MIKE
DarkPhilosophe13: lmao
The Lazzeh One: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
The Lazzeh One: Your so smart.
DarkPhilosophe13: I KNEW IT
The Lazzeh One: I fuckin' love you <333333333
DarkPhilosophe13: im so good
The Lazzeh One: *GLOMP*
DarkPhilosophe13: i fuckin' love you too
The Lazzeh One: Yes you are
The Lazzeh One: XDDDD your AWESOME XD
The Lazzeh One: SO MUCH SKILL LOL
The Lazzeh One: Damn your good. ahahahaahah
DarkPhilosophe13: hehe
DarkPhilosophe13: i so knew it was katie the other day too
The Lazzeh One: XDD OMG I KNOW <33
The Lazzeh One: SKILL
DarkPhilosophe13: hehe
DarkPhilosophe13: 'tis my job
DarkPhilosophe13: So who's this Mika? interesting co-workers you have there at Jiffy LUBRICANT
The Lazzeh One: X3 *GLOMPHUGGLELOVES ON*
The Lazzeh One: hehe Mike.
The Lazzeh One: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
The Lazzeh One: I wanna quote that.
The Lazzeh One: omg.
The Lazzeh One: freakin' AIM express.
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Advice [23 Sep 2006|01:30pm]
DarkPhilosophe13: next time you're in a life threatening situation Remember: TAKE PICTURES
The Lazzeh One: "and this is when to tornado sucked our car into it...."
The Lazzeh One: "and theres a flying cow :D"
DarkPhilosophe13: lmfao
The Lazzeh One: "oh and theres JIffy Lube! Picked the whole building up :D HI BOB"
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Newspaper deadline [14 Sep 2006|09:27pm]
=working on page lay outs and face a complication that mr. marcus likes to think has a risjy fix to though i know thats not the case=
MARCUS: "Shhhhhh!Don't take away the risk! It's making me feel really important and dirty!"

MARCUS ON THE TOPIC OF WORKING ON THE NEWSPAPER STAFF:
"I think only people with big conhones (sp?) can be in newspaper. You have to a brave individual to cope with that."
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and it continues [27 Aug 2006|11:46pm]
CornGirlLarana: AHAHAHAH XD I wonder what it feels like
CornGirlLarana: omg it's MIND BOGGLING
DarkPhilosophe13: lmfao
CornGirlLarana: I can ALMOST FEEL THE PLEASURE!!
CornGirlLarana: but not really
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haha [27 Aug 2006|11:41pm]
ME: "Jose, help me kidnap Chelsea."
JOSE: "That would be illegal."
ME: "Yeah, well, so is jumping the border."
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hey Mark, whatcha think? [27 Aug 2006|11:41pm]
CornGirlLarana: I want a blowjob D:
DarkPhilosophe13: HUH?
CornGirlLarana: I have penis envy now
CornGirlLarana: ahahahaha
CornGirlLarana: I bet you
DarkPhilosophe13: holy CRAP
CornGirlLarana: it feels so good
CornGirlLarana: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
CornGirlLarana: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
CornGirlLarana: LMFAO
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hardy har har [12 Jul 2006|05:28pm]
ME:"I don't want anything for dinner. I had a late lunch. What IS for dinner by the way?"
MOM: "Steak. I can cook it medium rare so that you can suck all the blood out of it. You still don't want any?"
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[08 Jul 2006|11:34am]
MATT: "Yeah, Well, I didn't see that in the Bible."
ME: "Matt, you didn't see it in the Bible because it's in the New Testament. Jew!"
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sweet [29 Jun 2006|09:16pm]
Drunk Kitsune: ... Daylina?
Drunk Kitsune: do me a favor
Drunk Kitsune: Slap yourself for me. Lord knows I cant do it
DarkPhilosophe13: lol
Drunk Kitsune: Because there is nothing. fucking. wrong. with. you.
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kjdscbishdb [12 Jun 2006|12:28am]
Hatchets Are Fun: I can hear you both cackling from here.
Hatchets Are Fun: I think the whole world just turned their heads... did you feel the breeze?
CornGirlLarana: oh my god..TURKEY
CornGirlLarana: named Thermometer
Hatchets Are Fun: Turkey? Wtf?
CornGirlLarana: CornGirlLarana: Day will you buy me a white turkey? :D
DarkPhilosophe13: YES I WILL MA'AM
CornGirlLarana: :DDD omg you're the best Haha I want this one! http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/poultry/turkeys/white/White-Turkey-1.jpg XDDDDD
CornGirlLarana: It's SO CUTE
Hatchets Are Fun: No... we already agreed on a spider named cow
CornGirlLarana: looooong time ago
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big and hot...like a porno!!! [12 Jun 2006|12:25am]
CornGirlLarana: Chelsea says giggling "If i had topick a planet to express my love for you..id pick the sun because its the biggest. and its hot, get it? im good. im totaslly gonna win mark. my love for you is like the sun-its big and hot"
CornGirlLarana: and she was practicing on her cat
CornGirlLarana: sounds like a porno
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Creepy [15 May 2006|05:36pm]
Ok...so for Forensics, we had to dress up (for extra credit) as a character from a forensics show on tv. I dressed up as Abby from NCIS. (biiiiig streatch, I know, I know)anyways, so I wore my white lab coat and when I went into physics, Welsch looked me up and down so I started to explain why I was wearing it. then....

WELSCH: "Women in lab coats are hot."
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funnyness [16 Dec 2005|09:34am]
ME: "You're a freak."
MARK:"Look who's talking. so are you the pot or the kettle?"
ME:"The kettle. You're gonna need the pot to pass your exams."
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lmoa...i <3 the Explorers!!! [07 Dec 2005|10:44pm]
DarkPhilosophe13: right now its in pigtails...so me, right?
DarkPhilosophe13: lmao..my inner girlie girl emerges!! she was suppressed when my hair got chopped off
Capias4u: I'm picturing Hidie.......sucking the blood out of a mountain goat!
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gobble gobble! [06 Dec 2005|09:27pm]
CornGirlLarana: Day will you buy me a white turkey? :D
DarkPhilosophe13: YES I WILL MA'AM
CornGirlLarana: :DDD omg you're the best Haha I want this one! http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/poultry/turkeys/white/White-Turkey-1.jpg XDDDDD
CornGirlLarana: It's SO CUTE
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late night convo [03 Dec 2005|12:31am]
STEPH: "Get me some pancakes."
ME: "Get your own goddamn pancakes."
STEPH: "Nooooo!"
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OPRAH...RIGHT [23 Nov 2005|05:08pm]
CornGirlLarana: Omg I kinda really like Oprah.
CornGirlLarana: A LOT
DarkPhilosophe13: AHAHAHAHAHAH
CornGirlLarana: She always gives things away
CornGirlLarana: HOW NICE

DarkPhilosophe13: MY CAPS BUTTON IS STUCK
CornGirlLarana: LMAO
CornGirlLarana: My ENTER BUTTON IS STILL GONE
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